MODI-fied Speech!

MODI-fied Speech: Definition. Carefully created, Adjective Laden, animal-human comparing, Solely for one’s admirers. A Speech which gets most claps from supporters and fans.

The time, Indian Political scene has seen some major shifts and changes, MODI-fied Speech is ruling the Indian political scene.

What is MODI-fied Speech?

Use Too many Adjectives.

For Example: I AM A HINDU DESHBHAKT INDIAN NATIONALIST!

Change Age old idioms and replace certain words in them with words your fans instantly understand!

For Example: Instead of saying, “Cloak of Secularism”, say “Burka of Secularism”

Compare humans with those animals, whose generic name is used as an expletive!

For Example, We often hear people using ‘Kuttey’ as an abuse. Like “Kuttey main tera Khoon pee jaunga”.

In MODI-fied speech one uses, dog like this: “We feel the pain even when a puppy (infant dog) comes under the tyre of a car, in which we are sitting in the rear seat”.

In this particular example, the statement not only puts you in a light where you empathize and sympathize for lowest of the low beasts, but also tells the world that whenever a puppy comes under your car tyre, you are not driving the car.

What is MODI-fied Speech?

Carefully created, Adjective Laden, animal-human comparing, Solely for one’s admirers, indirect for foes and direct for friends. A Speech which gets most claps from supporters and fans.

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  • deekay Jul 20, 2013, 5:29 pm

    The puppy analogy was very carefully chosen, because like u said dog is used as an expletive, but he did not say dog, he said “puppy”…hardcore supporters will gleefully acknowledge tat he called em dogs, moderate ones will say he loves em n tats y he said puppy……